Graduation

I'm still four days of graduating but i got my presents early (today).

A whole bunch of Nintendo stuff, Super paper Mario, Mario Party 8 and Wii play. Sooo awesome.

Thanks everyone (y)

Off for a run.

Resident Evil 4: Wii edition.

I love this game and it is super fun to play. Who doesn't love owning zombie types with high power weapons?

So I never played the Game Cube edition or any other ports of the game so this is my first time playing through. It is super fun to play, the controls are smooth (with one exception which I will explain later), the graphics look great and over all the storyline isn't too bad.

Buttttttt, there are two things that annoy me. One is easy to over look, the other is a big deal.

First, when you're in a small area with Ashley and all these other zombie people around you it gets hard to really aim and move around the gun. The narrow areas of the map don't help either. I guess this can be over looked cause i suck at this game.

My second and final complaint so far is Ashley. This may seem stupid cause she is like the one of the main characters and an essential part of the story line but the bitch is annoying. I hate having to watch her every move, rescue her from bear traps, stop her from being stolen by zombies, so hopefully soon she dies or is kicked from the game, cause seriously i hate her.

Despite these issues the game kicks ass.

Oh, Super Paper Mario is released in Australia today. Heck yes.

Neglect

Haha......I just realised its been three months since my last entry.

Its kinda funny, because so much has happened since then. I'm not going to explain everything.

Pretty much because i'm lazy.

I call it...'Unicorn Land'.

O.k, Now is defiantly not the time to be modest. Cause this is the most awesome Unicorn themed drawing I've ever done.

My inspiration was drawn from "Super Mario Brothers" , Video kidds' awesome hair and make up and gummy worms. + my general love of Unicorns.

So I now present to you....



I know...I totally kick ass + I'm real good at mouse drawing.

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.

For those who don't know I'm a huge Angry Nintendo Nerd fan, I've seen all the videos twice and then some.

Today however I found one I haven't seen, Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. I had my internet connection speed cut in half the other day so the video was taking forever to load (well only twice as long as usual, but like most people who use the internet I have A.D.D) so in the mean time I went and got a ROM for it.

BAD MISTAKE, I SHOULD HAVE WATCHED THE VIDEO FIRST.

I started play and from the word go it is so crap I don't even know what to say.

You start off walking down some street and there are these people attacking you. Why? You have a walking cane but you can't hit people with it. Like wtf?

So you're walking down some random street and these random people are attacking you and you don't know why. You have a weapon that doesn't do anything. So basically the basis of the game play is walking and jumping.

I built up the courage to play further into the game and made it past like the first level and it sucked. All i did was walk and jump. So I made an in game suicide (losing all my health).

Magically it turned into Mr Hyde and started walking around and punching people. Then for noooo reason at all I got shot by a lightening bolt.GAME OVER. THAT'S IT.

I deleted the ROM of my hard drive, tried to rid my mind of its horridness and went to watch the video.

How I wish I had watched the video prior to playing this piece of shit game.

It fully warned me of how bad this game is and even so kindly pointed out how it will haunt me for the rest of my life. I seriously think it will.

Do yourself a favor and watch the video but don't play the game, seriously don't.

I purpose and experiment.....

.........Well last night I had one of the most awesome dreams. I forget the full details of it now but at the time it all made perfect sense.

You're probably wondering wtf I'm talking about. In this dream I came up with a way to beat people up over the internet(s). It doesn't make sense now, but at the time I honestly remember thinking "Hey, that actually could work".

Like I said I forget the full detail of it now but it had to do with trapping people in internet forums. I forget how I actually came into contact with the people but you know how it goes.

This isn't an attempt to be wacky or e-cool, cause at the time it totally clicked in my head. I'm also not stealing jokes from bash dot org, because like I said I was serious, why would I make jokes??

........now you've been warned.